Adventure.

PENNY:TWO-FACED & WORTHLESS

let me tell you a true story:

A father passing by his son's bedroom,was astonished to see the bed was nicely made,and everything as picked up. Then,he saw an envelope,propped up prominently on the pillow. It addressed as "Dad." with the worst promonition, he opened the envelopenand read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because i wanted to avoid scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy,and she is so nice,but i knew you would not approve of her, bacause of her piercings,tattoos,her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than i am. But it's not only the passion,Dad,she's pregnant. Stacy said we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the community for all the cocaine ans ecstasy we want. In the meantime,we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry, Dad i'm 15 and i know how to take care of myself. Someday,i'm sure we'll be back to visit,so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son

PS:Dad,none of the above is true. I'm at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worst things than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

i should do this sometime.. haha. this will be an awesome joke lahh~ wahahaha. i wonder if anybody do this kind of thing. just hope tha parent didnt get a heart-attack while reading half through the letter. that would be the worst case scenario~